“- Lindsay Marriott: How would you like a swift punch on the nose?
- Philip Marlowe: I tremble at the thought of such violence.”
Douglas Walton - Lindsay Marriott
Dick Powell - Philip Marlowe

“I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“Don't kick me in the shin, or I'll smack you right in the face!”

Wallace Ford - Ed Fitzpatrick

“Remember to keep that tin badge of yours in Washington - if ya come around here stickin' ya puss into our affairs, you'll get a belly full of this.”
Barton MacLane - Collins

“I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper