“- Bank Guard: What the hell kind of clown are you?
- Grimm: The crying on the inside kind, I guess.”
Bob Elliott - Bank Guard
Bill Murray - Grimm

“You just pick on us because we're artists!”

“- 1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
- Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.”
Tim Kazurinsky - 1st Party Dad
Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

“- Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope!
- Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.”
Paul Dooley - Owen Cheese
Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown

“Oh God. Look at this fucking clown. Of course…it had to be a clown! No, wait. It had to be a clown.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus