“- Prissy The Elephant: They've gone and made him... oh dear, I just can't say it... made him a clown.
- The Elephant Matriarch: Oh, the shame of it. Let us take the solemn vow. From now on, he is no longer an elephant.”

Sarah Selby - Prissy The Elephant
Verna Felton - The Elephant Matriarch

I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town". Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I am Pagliacci".
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“You just pick on us because we're artists!”

“- 1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
- Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.”
Tim Kazurinsky - 1st Party Dad
Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

“- Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope!
- Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.”
Paul Dooley - Owen Cheese
Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown