“In my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something!”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head.”
Robin Harris - Sweet Dick Willie

“- Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson