“- Sandy Dunlap: Who gave you those shoes?
- Holly Davis: A friend... an old friend.
- Sandy Dunlap: Well, she has terrific taste.”
Christine Lahti - Sandy Dunlap
Mary Tyler Moore - Holly Davis

“- Ann Hogan: You ease up on him.
- Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.”
Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?
- Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
- Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?
- Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.”
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“- Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
- Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
Josh Brolin - Brand