“People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.”
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

“My mother always said my sister was like wood. As rooted to the Earth as a sakura tree. But she told me I was like water. Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path.”
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“In every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow.”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“A tiger in a cage can never see the sun!”
Idina Menzel - Maureen Johnson