“- Macon Forrester: You're afraid to go out with me because you might actually like me?
- Halley Martin: No... but that's a good theory I guess if you want to protect your fragile male ego because you can't handle rejection.”
Trent Ford - Macon Forrester
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“- Cort: Last night, The Kid. Tonight, Herod. You're a busy woman. Any man in this town you're not interested in?
- Ellen: Yeah. You.”
Russell Crowe - Cort
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Brenda: God, Wes? That faggot? Now who the hell wants him? If you could keep him away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you.
- Cindy Clark: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
- Brenda: Let me make this simpler so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!”
Linda Blair - Brenda
Rebecca Perle - Cindy Clark

“It’s not like they all rejected me. I happen to have standards.”
Travis Tope - Charlie Miller

“You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.”

Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund