“- Thayer: Is she on something?
- Ben: God I hope so [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy].
- Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?”

Thomas Lennon - Thayer
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Rusty James: How do you know when someone's crazy?
- Benny: Well, you don't always. It depends on how many people think they're crazy.”
Matt Dillon - Rusty James
Tom Waits - Benny

“- Pete Graham: I'm trying to help you. Why don't you trust me?
- Miranda Grey: Because you can't trust somebody when they think you're crazy.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Pete Graham
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey

“- Miguel: Will thinks you guys are on pills. Figuratively.
- David: You think we're crazy?
- Will: I-I never said that.
- David: It's okay, I'm not offended. A lot of people think we're crazy. But I doubt they're as happy as we are.”
Jordi Vilasuso - Miguel
Michiel Huisman - David
Logan Marshall-Green - Will

“Six hours of sleep is enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.”
Nigel Hawthorne - George III