“We're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Verna: Shouldn't you be doing your job?
- Tom Reagan: Intimidating helpless women is my job.
- Verna: Then go find one, and intimidate her.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Verna
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan

“- Cinderella: I doubt he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
- Prince Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
- Cinderella: No, like a person, with kindness and respect.”
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi

“- Stevenson Lowe: What went wrong?
- Lily Marlowe: Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.”
James Spader - Stevenson Lowe
Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe