“- School Principal: Is Dexter ill today?
- Francine Fishpaw: Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
- School Principal: I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
George Hulse - School Principal

“Let's pretend I blew up the school... all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
Christian Slater - J.D.

You know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got three kids who, like, think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where you stood back and said: "Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!". You know?

Steve Zahn - Al Giordino

“As the pattern becomes more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.”
Charles Murdock - Old Man

“I don't know what's going to happen to this world in the next hundred years or so, but I can guarantee you life isn't going to get any simpler. Worry and doubt bring on a bellyache. Mankind's building up the biggest psychic bellyache in history.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Alexander Tower