“- Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
- Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.”
Kirk Douglas - Cactus Jack
Paul Lynde - Nervous Elk

“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Muhammad Ali: Man, without me, you'd just be a mouth and a microphone.
- Howard Cosell: Without me, you'd just be a mouth.”
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali
Jon Voight - Howard Cosell

“The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label.”

Nathan Lane - Timon