“- Astrologer: But she loves the blind man.
- Jaffar: Do you call the lisping of two children in the garden love? Love she has yet to learn and I have yet to teach her.”

Hay Petrie - Astrologer
Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi

“- Eileen: It's the language of love.
- Tucker: I didn't know the language of love had words, ma'am.
- Eileen: Oh my, yes. I could teach you.”
Andie MacDowell - Eileen Spenser
James Le Gros - William Tucker

“I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
Dennis Morgan - Wyn Strafford