“Apparently you can’t hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Dear reader, if there is a scandal, I shall uncover it.”
Julie Andrews - Lady Whistledown

“Everyone hides who they are at least some of the time. Sometimes you bury that part of yourself so deeply that you have to be reminded it’s there at all. And sometimes you just want to forget who you are all together.”
Michael C. Hall - Dexter Morgan

“You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide.”
Guy Henry - Pius Thicknesse

“It’s just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper