“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Mr. Bruner: Are you having a problem today, Nadine?
- Nadine: Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

- Spencer Tracy: Trouble with Mr. Hughes?
- Katharine Hepburn: There's too much "Howard Hughes" in Howard Hughes. That's the trouble.
Kevin O'Rourke - Spencer Tracy
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“- Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.
- Rain: Well, I'm worth it.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth
Juliette Lewis - Rain

“I am loved and respected by all who know me - slightly.”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai