“- Jillian Armacost: I'm scared.
- Spencer Armacost: Well, I'd think it would be strange if a first time mother wasn't scared.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Michael Newman: Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain.
- Trudy Newman: You have no idea.”
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman
Julie Kavner - Trudy Newman

“Tell me, dear. You're a woman. You're the sweet, unspoiled child I knew you were. But don't you ever, in the midst of the grueling pace of your career, doesn't there ever come a longing for... the right of all womanhood?”

Grace Hayle - Mrs. Titcomb

“- Paikea: Maori women have got to stop smoking. We've got to protect our childbearing properties.
- Maka: You'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea
Mabel Wharekawa - Maka

“When your children arrive, your heart becomes a room with wide open windows.”
Amy Poehler