“- Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
- Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
- Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
- Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Jessica: I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
- Billy: Father Mulcahy?”

Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matthew Lawrence - Billy

“No man is like a priest. Priests aren't even like priest when it comes to women.”
Chris Cooke - Vic Hugo

“- Terry Macy, State Pagent: Somebody call a doctor!
- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: A doctor? Somebody call a priest!”

Mo Gaffney - Terry Macy, State Pagent
Nora Dunn - Colleen Douglas, State Pagent