“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Coolio - Himself

“- Eddie: I heard that the Bat got him.
- Nic: The Bat? Aw man, give me a break, will ya?
- Eddie: Five stories straight down. There wasn't no blood in the body.
- Nic: No shit. It was all over the pavement.”
George Roth - Eddie
Christopher Fairbank - Nic

“- Aleera: Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?
- Anna Valerious: I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!”

Elena Anaya - Aleera
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious

“He's hungry. Jason's out there... watching... always on the prowl for intruders... ready to kill... ready to devour... thirsty for young blood.”

John Furey - Paul

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold