“Our children get turned into little monsters, but who's to blame?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“- Dr. Grant: These are carnivores and they really like fighting with each other. They'll use their teeth and claws to rip each other's throats out.
- Ellie Degler: Alan, he's three. Let's wait for the dinosaur lecture until he's five.”

Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant
Laura Dern - Ellie

“If that were true I would have run off when I was four. Far back as I can remember Pa took a belt to me. I didn't run off. Didn't have no place to go.”

Scott Wilson - Judd Travers

- Eddie Beckner: "Garden Tool Massacre", it's your basic slice and dice.
- Mrs. Penny: Your basic what?
- Eddie Beckner: Well this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers, but don't worry, there's no sex or anything bad.
- Mrs. Penny: They won't let you kids into a movie like that.
- Eddie Beckner: No problem, my brother's an usher.
Douglas Emerson - Eddie Beckner
Sharon Spelman - Mrs. Penny

“- Anthony Montelli: What do you kids think this is... a playground?
- Jan Montelli: We didn't do it! We didn't do it!
- Anthony Montelli: Don't lie to me!
- Father Adamsky: Please, don't hit the child.
- Anthony Montelli: Mister, this is none of your business! You hear that? I raise my children the way I see fit!”

Burt Young - Anthony Montelli
Erika Katz - Jan Montelli
James Olson - Father Adamsky