“- Emile: Why are you walking like that?
- Remy: I don't want to constantly have to wash my paws. Did you ever think about how we walk on the same paws that we handle food with? You ever think about what we put into our mouths?
- Emile: All the time.
- Remy: Ugh, when I eat, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been.”
Peter Sohn - Emile
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- Regina: People in California generally swallow before they start talking.
- Floyd: Hey. I know how to eat in California, okay?”

Debi Mazar - Regina
Chris Penn - Floyd

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell