“- Emile: Why are you walking like that?
- Remy: I don't want to constantly have to wash my paws. Did you ever think about how we walk on the same paws that we handle food with? You ever think about what we put into our mouths?
- Emile: All the time.
- Remy: Ugh, when I eat, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been.”
Peter Sohn - Emile
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- Regina: People in California generally swallow before they start talking.
- Floyd: Hey. I know how to eat in California, okay?”

Debi Mazar - Regina
Chris Penn - Floyd

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Eddie: I've never in my life met an executive who could tie their shoes, much less rewire an entire building.
- Sara: There's always exceptions.
- Eddie: No. Come on, what's the truth?
- Sara: The truth is if we keep taking rights, we're going to have to end up where we started.”
Taye Diggs - Eddie
Ali Larter - Sara

“To go on two legs is very hard. Perhaps four is better, anyway.”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Sayer of the Law