Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.”
Jason London - Rick Rambis

“I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski