“When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.”
John Travolta - Danny

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: What time did they leave?
- Layton: Right after you passed out, sir.
- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Well, I hope you took over my duties as host, Layton.
- Layton: Yes sir, I took the big blonde home.”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Charles Butterworth - Layton

“Lucky, please don't feel bad. You still got me. Of course I ain't a young and pretty girl. I ain't even a girl, but I'll stick. I'll never leave you.”

Victor Moore - Pop Cardetti

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy