“Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.”

Martin Lawrence - Kevin Caffery

“- Dave: You ever killed a man?
- Andrew: What? No! Have you?
- Dave: In here, loads of times. I'm just saying, you have to be mentally prepared. It could get bloody in there.”

David Hewlett - Dave
Andrew Miller - Andrew

“You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?”
Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp

“- Stevo: When did you kill?
- Mark: In Miami I shot two men. Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? 'Salt Lake Shitty'? They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head. You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Til Schweiger - Mark

And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So I said "if you pop that gum one more time...". And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
Susan Misner - Liz