“Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?”
Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken

“- His Excellency: When did it happen, Mr. Van Cleve?
- Henry Van Cleve: Tuesday. To be exact, I died at 9:36 in the evening.
- His Excellency: I trust you didn't suffer much.
- Henry Van Cleve: No, not in the least. I had finished my dinner.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
- Ed: I like to have dinner every night.”
Carmen Electra - Roxanne
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“Your dates look like they haven't missed a meal since Christ died. You guys are eating like you have a date with the electric chair.”

Al Pacino - Walter

“- Harper Pitt: I burned dinner.
- Joe Pitt: I'm sorry.
- Harper Pitt: Not my dinner, my dinner was fine. Your dinner. I put it back in the oven and turned everything up as high as it could go and I watched 'til it burned black. It's still hot, very hot, want it?”
Mary-Louise Parker - Harper Pitt
Patrick Wilson - Joe Pitt