“- Alexia: Today is definitely day one.
- Hayley: Day one of what?
- Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated.”

Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Danielle Harris - Hayley Wheaton

“Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.”
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode

“I don't see how is it that you, my own sister, can stuff your face and nothing happens, and I subsist on 60 calories a day or else blow up like a Macy's Day float!”
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout Kool Aid!”
Dave Chappelle - Reggie Warrington