“Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.”

Kathy Baker - Joyce

“- Kim: Stop It! Or I'll kill you myself!
- Jim: Bullshit!
- Jim: [to Edward who is approaching Kim] Hey, I said stay away from her!”

Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“- Jake Taylor: I'll let you know if I land a good job, I'm sure you're real concerned about it.
- Tom: Well, I just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her.
- Tom: Stay away from her.
- Jake Taylor: Suck my dick!”

Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor
Richard Pickren - Tom

“- Dory: Hey, what's wrong?
- Marlin: What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.
- Dory: Boy, I bet that's frustrating.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory
Albert Brooks - Marlin

“Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat.”

Leslie Mann - Krista