“People like you who try to help have been torturing me, in the full sense of the word, since I was three years old. What did they call it? Oh, yeah. Observed play therapy. Featuring, the marathon 36-hour, can-you-guess-the-next-flash-card game.”
Nicolas Cage - Cris Johnson

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette

“I'm an engineer! I stopped running when Nixon was president!”
Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill

“No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.”
Brenda Crichlow - Compound Reporter #2
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm