“- Bors: I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!
- Lancelot: That's because he's mine.”

Ray Winstone - Bors
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

“I have good looking kids; thank god my wife cheats on me.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“I think that night... that night that I came down and saw you with Jade and then made love to my husband... I was making love to you.”

Shirley Knight - Ann Butterfield

“- Ned: You can stand here with me if you want but you'll have to agree not to talk about the heat.
- Matty: I'm a married woman.
- Ned: Meaning what?
- Matty: Meaning I'm not looking for company.
- Ned: Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker