“- Boss Spearman: I believe you have a friend of ours in your jail. His name's Mose Harrison.
- Sheriff Poole: I got him here. He started a fight in the general store.
- Boss Spearman: Mose don't start fights. He just finishes them.”
Robert Duvall - Boss Spearman
James Russo - Sheriff Poole

“- Valo: Yo, what was it like though, being in jail for the first time? Was it good?
- Ry: Just drop it.
- Valo: Did you meet any new friends?
- Ry: Just drop it, alright?”
Bam Margera - Valo
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“- Raphelson: You won't get away with this. I have friends, powerful friends!
- President Sawyer: And I'll make sure every single one of them joins you in prison!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- Garbitsch: We've had to make a few arrests.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: A few? How many?
- Garbitsch: Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand... a day.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania