“- Claire Standish: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
- Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
- Claire Standish: Because you're letting me.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Ally Sheedy - Allison Reynolds

“- K.C. Downing: Benjamin, we're in the middle of an interesting conversation, here.
- Benjy Stone: I bet it's real interesting. What's the subject of this interesting conversation?
- Alan Swann: These eyes. They're Merle Oberon's eyes.
- Benjy Stone: Merle Oberon's! And what's Merle doing for eyes? Using Katharine Hepburn's?”

Jessica Harper - K.C. Downing
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Stacey: You think my sister is a hoe or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?
- Young Mike: Naw, man I think she’s purdy!”
De'aundre Bonds - Stacey
Sean Nelson - Young Mike