“Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, ok? I was born with the gift of fear.”
Ryan Lee - Champ

“- Ulysses Klaue: Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid.
- Scarlet Witch: Everybody's afraid of something.”
Andy Serkis - Ulysses Klaue
Elizabeth Olsen - Scarlet Witch

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams

“- Ernie Smuntz: Wow... I almost feel sorry for the little fella.
- Ernie Smuntz and Lars Smuntz: [together, laughing] Almost!”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz