There's something about her. I don't know. Those lips. You know lips are suppose to be the perfect reflection of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian... Well. Maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was just for shock value. She said "fine. As long as you don't smoke".

Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper

“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

Sit down in front of your mirror, and just look at yourself. Relax, and just say "I've got very beautiful lips”. Then take your lipstick and apply it, and Ange, you're gonna see the difference.
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose.”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
- Craig Jones: Why do say that?
- Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube - Craig Jones