“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.”
Lana Turner

“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.”
Cathy Ladman

“If they can see where your makeup ends and your face begins, you’ve done it wrong.”
Antonia Gentry - Ginny Miller

“I never understood why women wear so much makeup. It's like you guys are so much more beautiful without it. It's like guys don't even like that kind of stuff, you know? It's just this soul-sucking system meant to oppress women.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Neil

“Brother Baxter-You're a man. Men don't wear makeup.
Conor-But why not? People in the 18th century wore makeup. That means people like Mozart wore makeup, and he was a man.”
Don Wycherley - Brother Baxter
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo - Conor