“- Muddy Grimmes: What are your names?
- Butt-head: Butt-head.
- Beavis: I'm Beavis.
- Muddy Grimmes: Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head
Mike Judge - Beavis

“I think it's lovely having flowers named after you.”
Greer Garson - Mrs. Miniver

“What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela