“- The Cat: There is a third option.
- Sally: There is?
- The Cat: Yes. It involves murder.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy… the fear to attack!”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“Mister President, we must not allow a mine shaft gap!”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula

“I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator