“I haven't lived. I've died a few times.”
Bud Cort - Harold

“It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.”
Geoffrey Arend - Mohammed

“With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead.”
Woody Allen - Joe

“- Mitch Leary: Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?
- Frank Horrigan: No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead. Be my guest.
- Mitch Leary: Nicely put, Frank, but I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Ryan Edward Turner: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
- Barry Sherman: Well, at least you'd be among friends.”
Charlie Sheen - Ryan Edward Turner
Jon Lovitz - Barry Sherman