“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I was curious about something your wife said when we were in bed together.
- Alan Stanwyck: Oh? What's that?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: That roughly we have the same build. From the waist up I imagine.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Tim Matheson - Alan Stanwyck

“- Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
- Clark Griswold: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.”
Gregory Hines - Marvin King

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode