“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
- Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim - Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour - Hellboy

“- Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?
- Will: It was... it was ugly, man.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“- Jeff Dunham: Are you married?
- Bubba J.: Yep.
- Jeff Dunham: Your wife pretty?
- Bubba J.: Ye... no!
- Jeff Dunham: What's the difference?
- Bubba J.: The light.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“- Lucas: Dragonfly Nymph. You ever see one?
- Rina: Oh, it's ugly. Glad it's not bigger than me.
- Lucas: It turns into something very beautiful, Rina.
- Rina: Is that possible?
- Lucas: Yeah, can you imagine that? Turning from something ugly into something beautiful.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Winona Ryder - Rina

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne