“- Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?
- Will: It was... it was ugly, man.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
- Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim - Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour - Hellboy

“- Jeff Dunham: Are you married?
- Bubba J.: Yep.
- Jeff Dunham: Your wife pretty?
- Bubba J.: Ye... no!
- Jeff Dunham: What's the difference?
- Bubba J.: The light.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster