“- Ortiz: You're not too bright, man, but ya got some big round hairy cajones.
- Jack Traven: That's very gross, Ortiz.
- Ortiz: Huh, can't even pay him a compliment.”
Carlos Carrasco - Ortiz
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Blood: You're either the dumbest fucker I ever met in my life, or you got the balls of an elephant. Which is it?
- Dan Saxon: You pick.
- Blood: That's exactly what I'm going to do.”
Michael Madsen - Blood
Charlie Sheen - Daniel 'Dan' Saxon

- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: You got real guts! More guts than brains!
- Sara: What did you say?
- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: No brains!
- Sara: That's mean!
- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: That's the truth!
Jon Voight - Oscar "Manny" Manheim
Rebecca De Mornay - Sara

“We are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great courage and work to keep from working.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace