“- Caroline Lane: You are so good. Thank God! You should be a personal assistant.
- Rachel Hoffberg: She's a maid.
- Caroline Lane: So are they, with better titles.”

Natasha Richardson - Caroline Lane
Amy Sedaris - Rachel Hoffberg

“- Prince Henry: Where are your attendants?
- Danielle: I... decided to give them the day off.
- Prince Henry: [incredulously] A day off? From what, life?
- Danielle: Don't you ever tire of having people wait on you all the time?
- Prince Henry: Well, yes, but... they're servants, it's what they do.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Colonel Mustard: Is this place for you?
- Wadsworth: Indeed no, sir. I'm merely a humble butler.
- Colonel Mustard: What exactly do you do?
- Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.
- Colonel Mustard: Which means what?
- Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“- Sean: What's your deal, what do you do?
- Nick: As little as possible.”

Kerr Smith - Sean
Brendan Fehr - Nick

“Whatever you end up doing, love it. The way you loved the projection booth when you were a little squirt.”

Philippe Noiret - Alfredo