“You worry me. You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good. Some day you're going to find it out.”

Lee Patrick - Effie Perine

“Don't you pull any of your tricks on me, because I'm on to every one of them. So lay off.”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler

“The kids are wonderful and bright. You should see the creative ways they smuggle weapons past the metal detectors.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Joker: I'm impressed, lady. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids.
- The Phantasm: So, you figured it out.
- Joker: Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?”

Mark Hamill - Joker
Stacy Keach - Phantasm

“- Aunt Pristine Figg: Lickboot, what are doing? You're going to lose them.
- Lickboot: Don't worry. Now I know where they're going. We're taking a short cut.
- Aunt Pristine Figg: You know where they're? How do you know?
- Lickboot: Lawyers know everything.”

Charlotte Rae - Aunt Pristine Figg
Tony Jay - Lickboot