“Everything I am is an illusion.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh

“- Professor Porter: Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior...
- Jane: And no respect for personal boundaries.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter
Minnie Driver - Jane

“Your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“Alright everybody just act cool. Just like we got back from church.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a little one!”
Val Avery - Chief Halliwell
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti