“I suppose he had a private sort of greatness, but he kept it to himself.”

Joseph Cotten - Jedediah Leland

“- Margaret: Put some elbow grease behind that stirring. Nobody wants to eat any burnt tapioca.
- Libby: Does it smell like it's burning?
- Margaret: Oh, I swear you got shit for brains, girl.”
Roma Maffia - Margaret
Ashley Judd - Libby

- Lord Rogers: What else is there? She says, "Is beauty all that matters?", and you say, "What else is there?"!
- Adult Prince Derek: It was dumb. I know!
- Lord Rogers: You should write a book: "How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.".
Mark Harelik - Lord Rogers
Howard McGillin - Adult Prince Derek

“- Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
- Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
- Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
- Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!”
Fred Ward - Remo Williams
Joel Grey - Chiun

“Joe Haller couldn't find his own ass if somebody rammed it full of radium and gave him a Geiger counter!”

Bill Smitrovich - Andy Fairton