“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“- Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea 
and you know how they are...They're only after one thing.
- Giselle: What's that?
- Morgan Philip: I don't know. Nobody will tell me.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.”
Nicki Aycox - Grace

“- Woman: I've never really known another man like him. He can keep ten girls in the air at once and make each one happy.
- Princess Dala: Amazing, sort of a contemporary Don Juan?”
Claudia Cardinale - The Princess

“- Victor: The food was... it was very good. Beatrice didn't tell you?
- Valentine Louzon: She was nervous you wouldn't like her cooking. I always told her the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. One of the ways. She'll keep you well fed, that's for sure.”
Colin Farrell - Victor
Isabelle Huppert - Valentine Louzon