All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius