“Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.”
Daniel Cerny - Eli Porter

“Alan Harper-What are you praying for?
Jake Harper-I have a math test on Monday.
Alan Harper-Oh, so you're praying for a good grade?
Jake Harper-No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.

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Jon Cryer - Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“Dinger. Ex-Para, Chain smoker. Comment? My God, my country, my Harley Davidson. Not necessarily in that order.”

Steve Nicolson - Dinger

“I wouldn't pray just for a old man that's dead, 'cause he's all right. If I were to pray, I'd pray for folks that are alive and don't know which way to turn.”
John Carradine - Jim Casy

“When you pray, think. Think well what you're saying. Make your thoughts into things that are solid. In that way, your prayer will have strength, and that strength will become a part of you, body, mind, and spirit.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd