“- Matthew the Waiter: Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list, your menu, come on. You want, like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting by yourself.
- Peter Bretter: No, I'll be alright. Thank you.
- Matthew the Waiter: I would just be so depressed.”

Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I have other depressions that don't involve you.”

Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I wasn't afraid. I was depressed.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab