“I was never great. I was pretty good. I was great for around here. Every year I got better. The people remember me in my prime. The kids always ask me about the 6 touchdown passes against Porterville.”

Kurt Russell - Reno Hightower

“- Sherlock Holmes: I should've mastered the damn thing by now.
- John Watson: How long have you been playing?
- Sherlock Holmes: Three days.”

Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes
Alan Cox - Dr. Watson

“We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“Now, wait a minute General! I'm doin' the best I can. You've got to tell these guys that I got to have a little bit more privacy. Shoot, how in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him? Shoot, I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom.”
Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“Mars will come to fear my botany powers.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay