“- Aurora Greenway: What is it that makes you so insistent on shocking and insulting me? I mean, I really hate that way of talking. You must know this. Why do you do it?
- Garrett Breedlove: I'll tell you, Aurora. I don't know what it is about you, but you do bring out the devil in me.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway
Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove

“- Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
- Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.”
Janeane Garofalo - Marcy Tizard
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.
- Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you!
- Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!”
Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
Robyn Lively - Louise Miller

“- Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from?
- Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Eden
Kala Alexander - Kala