“It's a form of self-expression. Some people write books. Some people write music. I make speeches on street corners.”
Cary Grant - Leopold Dilg

“Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just staying awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana!”
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake

“- Weldon: The winner and new owner of the Coliseum, Mr. Tommy Lee! Say a few words, champ.
- Tommy Lee: The Coliseum is closed.”
Wayne Newton - Weldon
Phillip Rhee - Tommy Lee

“Give them nothing! But take from them everything!”
Gerard Butler - King Leonidas

“What's the big deal, presidents don't write their own speeches...”

Kelli Garner - Barb