“I try not to live in past, only present tense since I come to America.”

Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“- Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan

“- Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
- Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
- Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more on the cooking.”
Maya Rudolph - Deanne McKenzie
Chris Rock - Kurt McKenzie

“My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

- Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
- Gunboat 1 Officer: You are speaking English right now.
- Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.

Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt
Nicholas Beveney - Gunboat 1 Officer