“- Mickey: Why do you have to wear that stinkin' sweatsuit?
- Rocky Balboa: It brings me luck, you know?
- Mickey: Brings you luck! I'll tell you what it brings, it brings flies!”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
- Kitty: What a lucky girl!”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Rose McGowan - Miss Kitty

“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings

“You named your dog after a shoe?”

Giovonnie Samuels - Kirresha