“- Mickey: Why do you have to wear that stinkin' sweatsuit?
- Rocky Balboa: It brings me luck, you know?
- Mickey: Brings you luck! I'll tell you what it brings, it brings flies!”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
- Kitty: What a lucky girl!”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Rose McGowan - Miss Kitty

“God created little furry animals to be worn.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
- Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
- Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
- Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?”

Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker

“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings